Because I'm a pathetic sack of skin.
Although the writing on this page is several years old, and minus my now current basic knowledge of how to write in a way that's not awful, its still a good indicator (?) of how I operate. Message me and we can see what I can do.
I suck at drawing but I can try. I really don't have many sketches up, but I have changed a lot in my art style since I started this account (2012). Again, message me and I'll see what I can do.
For commissions I just work on a 'pay what you want' scale Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you. I won't be able to do every idea, but I will try, I suppose.